Saturday, May 9, 2009

The IPL Faqs

What does DLF stand for?

Why are there so many bollywood personalities involved with the IPL?

Why does Vijay Mallya own one team and sponsor others that he doesn't own?

Why is Yuvraj Singh so grumpy all the time?

Why are the commentators drunk all the time?

What sort of a cricket tournament gets Shane Harwood and Lee Carseldine a spot in the XI but benches Glen McGrath?

Where is Mayanti Langer?

What makes Shane Warne so hyper?

What is a DLF Maximum?

Why don't Cricinfo have the accurate squads of the IPL teams?

How could Parthiv Patel keep opening when Murali Vijay is sitting on the bench?

Why does Priety Zinta hug all her players but Shilpa Shetty doesn't?

Who is the Fake IPL Player?

Where are the Pakistanis, the Bangladeshis, and the Zimbabweans?

Why is Niel McKenzie a commentator - has he retired?

Where is Shahrukh Khan?

How did Jacques Kallis and Mark Boucher end up in the same team?

Why do the commentators at the dug outs make it look like they are doing something suspicious?

Why do so many wicket keepers play for Kolkata Knight Riders?

Do the cheerleaders know when a boundary has been hit and a wicket been taken or do they get their prompt from the DJ?

Who is the master - Warne or Murali?

Why is there so much royalty in the IPL?

What is a Citi Moment of Success?

Has someone kidnapped Lalit Modi?

Why doesn't VVS Laxman talk to anyone?

What prompted Vijay Mallya to give the captaincy to Anil Kumble?

Why are so many retired Australians still playing cricket?

What happened to the bowl out?

What is a Citi Moment of Judgement?

Is Rohit Sharma a bowler?

Which team do you support?

Make your pitch on this post...



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15 Pitched:

  1. Rayden said...
     

    Are the answers coming up shortly? Must say I am a bit curious about some of the questions. Also I realized even though I have been in touch with DLF since couple of years now for various reasons, I still don't know their full form. Shame on me.

  2. Naked Cricket said...
     

    even funnier than the real thing.

    "Why do the commentators at the dug outs make it look like they are doing something suspicious?"

    this i like here, not on tv tho.

    McKenzie, often thought abt that.

  3. Leg Break said...
     

    Another question.

    When will it end?

  4. Q said...
     

    Rayden: I thought those were questions on everyones mind - everyones answers though may be different.. apart from the factual ones such as DLF = Delhi Leasing & Finance.

  5. Q said...
     

    NC: have u noticed the hushed tones of the commentators when they're called on to report from the dug outs?

  6. Q said...
     

    LB: This season or the whole league itself?

  7. Amy said...
     

    When they're at the dug outs, each of them makes an effort to speak in a low voice and then perform the criminal act of stepping over the boundary and feeling the moisture on the ground with the obligatory, "Just quickly... I hope nobody sees me." No fucker, you're on live camera. Everyone can see you.

  8. rs said...
     

    Why does Modi flip the coin in some matches?

    Who selects the Miss Bollywood IPL 2009?

  9. Indophile said...
     

    Mayanti for Mandira that's what we want for IPL3. Rest of the Ten sports expert team should be deported to Siberia and that includes brother sister duo of Anjum and Akash

  10. Indophile said...
     

    sorry I mean the Setmax team ofcourse

  11. Q said...
     

    Amy: Haha! Exactly!

  12. Q said...
     

    RS: Good ones! Good to see u here.

  13. Q said...
     

    Indophile: I agree!! Mayanti!

  14. Leg Break said...
     

    Q,

    Both I guess, but in particular this tournament. It just seems to merge into some glitzy blur.

  15. Q said...
     

    LB: 24th May. Its still shorter than last year's by a week or so..

    As for the league.. its for keeps i think.

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