Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Akhtars' Diamond

Below, I recommended 5 potential partners for Shoaib Akhtar for producing that diamond he believes he is and will never be found again from the mine known as Pakistan.#

But I forgot to mention that one perfect match, the perfect partner that could help Shoaib Akhtar give Pakistan something that he believes is not available anymore - a natural fast bowler.

So who is this perfect partner?

Its none other than Asmavia Iqbal.

Thanks to Uncle J Rod for reminding me about her. Uncle J did a post on her earlier describing her as the female version of Shoaib Akhtar.

Just before the Women's Asia Cup, that was held in May this year, Urooj Mumtaz, the captain of the Pakistan women's team had this to say about Asmavia:

"The Shoaib Akhtar is Asmavia Iqbal, she's the fastest bowler in our team and her favourite player is Shoaib Akhtar. She copies everything he does. The only difference between him and her is that she's completely fit, sticks to her game and does the job she's asked to do"

So have we found Shoaib his perfect match?

Even though she's not the volatile character Shoaib is but the perfect opportunity to produce that Diamond Pakistan needs lies here and only here.

Asmavia is only 20 and her cricket career is booming. Shoaib needs to make the move fast. Atleast we know thats something he's good at - being fast!

Here are the descriptions:

Proposal Description: Get the coaching job for the Pakistan women's cricket team, do what SRK did in Chak De, and propose to the star after winning the final.

Pairing Description: Fast Ferraris.

Diamond Description: Fast, fat nose, short, mildly dark, built but on the chubby side. Will be the fastest bowler ever to play for Pakistan, will break the 100mph barrier frequently, and will be known as the son of Asmavia Akhtar!

Oh and Uncle J, Urooj Mumtaz is a leg spinner - someone to produce your diamonds with?

Make your pitch on this post...

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5 Pitched:

  1. Anonymous said...

    Exciting! I can't wait to watch this Asmavia Akhtar's son bowl. :)

  2. Q said...

    VM - a wait fr 20 years atleast provided they get hitched NOW! ;-)

  3. Anonymous said...

    The early humans were called Neanderthals this one will be called Nandro-thal a new species.:)

  4. Q said...

    Haha..good one Wasim.

  5. Anonymous said...

    Good one VM... and Q, that women's captain doesn't look too bright.

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