Thursday, March 26, 2009

Konfused Kolkata

Ishant Sharma: I want the fine leg up in the circle.

Saurav Ganguly: Don't ask me Ishu, Chris is your bowling captain. Ask him.

Ishant: Chris, fine leg up please.

Chris Gayle: Dude I'm not the fielding captain, ask Brendon.

Brendon McCullum: I think fine leg should be at the boundary.

Ishant: Push mid on back, and bring fine leg up. Trust me.

Brad Hodge: He's right, it makes sense, let's do this.

McCullum: Hodgey, your not an on-field captain, don't speak out of turn. fine leg is good as it is.

David Hussey: I back you Brendon, go on Ishu, bowl!

Ishant: Dada, yeh kia ho raha hai!!? (what the hell is going on?)

Saurav Ganguly: Don't ask me man. John se jaake pooch! (Go ask John)

Ishant: John, sir this is madness. Its crazy out there on the field. We should have only one captain.

John Buchanan: If you have a complaint, register it with Matthew. We'll feed it into the system and analyze it along with other complaints as well as with the benefits of multiple captains. Then we'll decide if we want to continue with this or not.

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8 Pitched:

  1. Gaurav Sethi said...

    can see it getn worse

    KKR will field -
    in excess of four firang players
    in excess of four outside the circle

    have to much foreplay

    just imagine how complex it would get if Aamir Khan was KKR's Director.

  2. Megha said...

    Hilarious Q! I, for the life of me, can't figure out what benefits are to be had by having multiple captains.

  3. Anonymous said...

    Q, hilarious :-)

  4. Anonymous said...

    Awesome Q! capital!

  5. Q said...

    NC, is SRK can make it this complex, thank God Aamir is no where near KKR ;-)

  6. Q said...

    Thanks Megha..

    I cant figure out it either right now.. but maybe Buchanan has something up his sleeve..

  7. Q said...

    Thanks Raj..

  8. Q said...

    Thanks Som :-)

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