Showing posts with label Usman Khawaja. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Usman Khawaja. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Quite a day for Pakistan in Abu Dhabi

The second test between Pakistan and Australia got underway yesterday in Abu Dhabi.

Soon after the start, two bad shots and two unbelievably freaky catches later, Pakistan found themselves at 57-5.

From 57-1 to:

57-2
57-3
57-4
57-5

!!

Who would have thought that Haris Sohail, Asad Shafiq, and Babar Azam will all walk back to the pavilion for a duck.

It took a 147 run 6th wicket partnership between a debutant and the captain to steer Pakistan out of complete disaster.

Fakhar was unfortunate to miss out on a debut test ton, but he batted with grit and determination in his first test. His innings of 94 was unnatural, at a strike rate of 47, and showed Pakistan and the rest of the world that he can adapt his game to play at the highest level.


Pakistan will now have an interesting problem at hand when Imam is fit again.

Sarfraz Ahmed finally produced a captain's knock when it was required. Sarfraz hasn't batted the way he did yesterday in over 3 years.

He batted as if it was 2014 all over again. Without giving a damn.

He attacked, he found the gaps, he ran, and he scored 94 without even breaking a sweat.

It was a splendid captain's knock and a much needed one, not only to steady Pakistan's first innings, but also to boost his own confidence and ensure some continuity in Pakistan's top job.

The Fakhar-Sarfraz partnership and some late blows from Yasir Shah took Pakistan to 282. It is not a total Pakistan would have wanted after winning the toss, but it is good enough runs on the board following what happened in the morning session.

Pakistan ended the day on a high note with their newest superstar, Mohammad Abbas, picking up 2 Australian wickets including the key wickets of the first test's hero - Usman Khawaja.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The 4 Axed Australians - The Butt of all Jokes

What hit Australian cricket in the past few days, only Arthur and Clarke know, but it is by far the stupidest, funniest, and strangest reason given for banning 4 players from the 3rd test of the series against India. The fact that the 4 players - Watson, Pattinson, Johnson, and Khawaja -  were axed because they failed to turn in a presentation in time to Mickey Arthur, Australia's coach, has become a global colossal joke.

Here is a compilation of all the quotes, jokes, and pics that I have come across regarding this once-in-a-lifetime kind of story.



“What I am confused by is that the coach of Australia asked the players for only 3 things to improve the team by” – Michael Vaughan

“So Australia has drawn a line in the sand. An important first move for any beach cricket team” – RD Hinds

“We need to hire Ijaz Butt again. The Aussies are taking the limelight away from us” – A bemused Pakistan fan

"I'm surprised that's the penalty for something so mundane. It seems like it was on a schoolboy tour or something. It's an over the top reaction." - Allan Border

“That awkward moment when Australia become Pakistan” – Alternative Cricket

"From my experience report writing is not a player's strength, no surprise to hear some failing, need to focus more on field short comings?" - Tom Moody

“Shane Watson did not submit his presentation because he did not want to risk injury through a papercut” – An Australian Fan

"Adults we are, not schoolboys! Please let's act properly and make good decisions in India! Need these boys playing." - Darren Lehmann

"To many wrong people are picked for jobs who give a fancy presentation!!" - Damien Martyn

"What is going on with Aussie Cricket?? Didn't realise you had to do an essay to get a selection these days..!!!!!" - Michael Vaughan


“The Australians are looking to hire a PowerPoint Coach. Applications are to be submitted in the next 5 days via SMS, Email, PPT, or Note Under the Door to Mickey Arthur” – Well Pitched

“Asking Shane Watson to write a 100 words was unfair. He only averages 35” – Fake Richie Benaud

"To punish players for not being able to produce a PowerPoint presentation is baffling. They just haven't done their homework and to punish them is ridiculous. They have not been out until four in the morning, they have not been jumping off ferries or putting hands through doors." - Matthew Hoggard

“The dig ate my homework excuse was refuted by Cricket Australia on the grounds that, allegedly, Michael Clarke does not eat paper” – Mansi Shah

"'If you want feedback listen to Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner. I'm off to the nets' - things the Dog Ate My Homework 4 wished they'd said..." - Mark Butcher

"Mickey Arthur: 'This is a line in the sand.' It's called a crease. Behind it are are three poles: they're called stumps ... #laughingstock" - Greg Baum

"I want views of Chappelli, DK Lillee and Rod Marsh on punishments for not doing homework. This feels like a seminal moment in Aus manliness." - Osman Samiuddin


“Will Arthur allow the 4 to play if their parents wrote apology notes and promised that they will ground the 4 for a week?” – Hemant Buch

“Pakistan players are now worried that they might be asked for a 50 page report about how they can improve their test performance” – Well Pitched

"On a positive note Ed Cowans presentation has just been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize" - Damien Fleming

“Off for a round of golf. David Lloyd is my partner playing against a couple of posh uns. Done my homework so should get selected" - Michael Vaughan

“David Warner copied his homework from Ed Cowan” – Alternative Cricket

"John Inverarity was my high school headmaster. Not once did he threaten to drop me for not doing homework during my 5 years at Hale. #Legend" - Theo Doropoulos

"Even bigger story @scgmacgill I'm batting 5 next test !!! iPad charged up PowerPoint done" - Damien Martyn

“I bet Australian fans were hoping that Xavier Doherty had also failed to comply with team orders” – Alternative Cricket

“I know Mickey Arthur is African, but must he act like Robert Mugabe?” – Fake Richie Benaud


“Shane Watson flies back to Australia and vows to enroll in a presentation skills course to make his way back into the team” – Well Pitched

"Bowl better, Bat better, Catch better, communicate better... Just bloody play better.... I am now available for Selection of Australia..!!!!!" - Michael Vaughan

"Amazing 4 Aussie players banned for not doing homework , I thought letting them play in the next test would be punishment enough #3-0india" - Andrew Flintoff

"Not really up on modern text speak, but gather that ROFL might be appropriate…" - Jonathan Agnew

“Australian cricket fans can rest easy tonight knowing the best XI powerpointers will be representing them in the 3rd test” – Fake Richie Benaud

"At least NZ'ers get in trouble for having some proper fun (read: not fun, against team protocols, naughty boys) No homework, ha" - Iain O'Brien


"Kiwis learning Mike Hesson not such a bad option after all...." – Innobystander

"The only thing that would explain Mickey Arthur is if Ashton Kutcher jumped out of a locker with a camera crew. #punk'dthemovie" – Scotty Cummins

"Reasons for dropping Test cricketers: 1. Texting a South African, 2. Not texting a South African." – Tickers Cricket


"Four Australians axed from the next Test for lack of texting. This must be very confusing for poor Kevin Pietersen." - Pavilion Opinion

"Oh, so that's what the fifth day of a Test is for? The paperwork." – Will Anderson

"For those asking about my test team. J K Rowling is not injured but rather being rested as part of our ongoing rotation policy" – Special Grant


"In Shane Watson's defence one other time he filled out paperwork and got a paper-cut and missed six months of cricket." - Bretteppa

"A rare day when a patient Test 190 by Ashraful is the 2nd most unbelievable event in the Test world" – Sriram S

“I can confirm that the 4 players banned did in fact do a presentation. “Change the coach” appears to be a theme that wasn’t the right answer” – Fake Richie Benaud



Sources: Cricinfo, Twitter, Sydney Morning Herald, The Australian, BBC, Daily Times







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Monday, March 11, 2013

Australia axe Watson, Pattinson, Johnson, and Khawaja



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Monday, February 11, 2008

The Pakistani Australian.

I am not talking about my friend and fellow blogger Ujay who, despite being a Pakistani, is an obessessed fan of Australian cricket and probably their biggest supporter in the entire subcontinent.
The Pakistani Australian I am talking about is Usman Khawaja, a 21 year old Pakistani boy from Islamabad. Ever heard of him? Even I hadn't till today.

This upcoming Friday, Usman Khawaja will become the first Muslim to play interstate cricket in Australia when he steps out on to the field for New South Wales against Victoria. Today's Sydney Morning Herald mentions this to be a remarkeable achievement largely due to its timing, which comes close on the heels of race issues in Sydney.

It probably is a significant achievement to be the first Muslim to be playing for one of Australia's 6 major state teams, but I think its a bigger achievement that its a 21 year old Pakistani boy who will be walking out to open the innings for NSW. Whats even more satisfying is that Usman Khawaja is from my home town, Islamabad.

Many Pakistani traditionalists may jump the gun and criticize him for playing in Australia and not coming back to Pakistan to play cricket as they have done to the numerous players playing county cricket in the UK, but I tell you its no easy feat to represent one of the Aussies state teams in their domestic competitions. I think Uncle J will confirm this view. The fact that a young Paki boy has managed to catch the attention of the selectors by being the leading run scorer in Sydney Grade cricket this season is some achievement by Usman Khawaja.

For Usman Khawaja it will probably be the proudest moment of his life on Friday. At the same time there will be thousands of proud Pakistanis around the world supporting him. Some may even be dreaming of his Australia debut, while others of emulating him.

Ujay, I believe you will definitely be the proudest of them all. He's your namesake, he's from your land, and he's on his way to play for Australians! Australia Baby!

Good luck Usman Khawaja.

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